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Tumblr:
I can show you the ships
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Slashy, het and canon
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Tell me, shipper, now when did
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you last let your heart decide?
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Tumblr:
I can open your eyes
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Fics, gif sets and picspams
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Angst, heartbreak, and eye sex
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On a magic Tumblr ride.
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Tumblr:
A whole new shiiiiip
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A new fantastic show to view
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No one to tell you no
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Or this won't go
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Or say you're only dreaming.
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User:
A whole new shiiiiip
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Dazzling pairings I never knew
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But when I'm scrolling here
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It's crystal clear
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That now I'm shipping all new things
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with you.
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User:
Unbelievable scenes
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Indescribable feelings
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'OMG', 'DYING', 'NOW KISS'
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Through an endless Tumblr dash.
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User:
A whole new shiiiiip
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Tumblr:
Don't you dare close your eyes
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User:
A hundred thousand things to like
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Tumblr:
Click reblog it gets better
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User:
I'm like a super fan
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I ship so hard
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I can't go back to watching casually.
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Tumblr:
A whole new shiiiip
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User:
Every scene a surprise
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Tumblr:
With new characters to pursue
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User:
Every glimpse heart stopping.
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Both:
I'll love you anywhere
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There's blogs to spare
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Let me share this whole new ship with yooooou.
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Tumblr:
A whole new shiiiip.
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User:
A whole new shiiiip.
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Tumblr:
That's what we seeeee.
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User:
That's what we seeeee.
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Tumblr:
A thrilling sceeeeene.
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User:
A wonderous kiiiiiss.
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Both:
For you and meeeeee.
boodaloodah
what is this
I don’t know. A chameleon? A bird? A plane?
I wish I was a bird.
do you ever use a pen and you’re just blown away by how smoothly it glides across the page and how the ink flows out so beautifully like tears of jesus or something
reoblggin agan beacuse i don’t care
I HAVENT LAUGHED THIS HARD IN LIKE YEARS OH M YGOD
Emergency kitten pouch.
So that’s what those kilt pouches are for…
Now I’m going to imagine that Anders hides kittens in his belt pouches…
jfkdlajfla the true use of the sporran
I think my favorite thing is how the kitten is posed like some weary ruler preparing to deliver hard news to the assembled masses.
I love everything about this post.
MEANWHILE IN AUSTRALIA
BOBBLE-HEADED BIRDS
RABBITS MATING WITH RATS
TINY HERBIVOROUS BEARS
PLUSH TOYS MAGICALLY COME TO LIFE
LIZARDS-
WHAT THE FUCK
WALKING FEATHER DUSTERS
THE FUCK IS THIS IDEK BUT IT DESERVES A HUG
THE MOST FABULOUS BIRDS SINCE FLAMINGOS
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING IT’S LIKE A DOG BRED WITH A MEERKAT
WELL IT’S PRETTY CUTE I G- JESUSFUCK
AND MORE LIZARDS
FUCK MAN EVERYWHERE HAS LIZARDS WHAT’S THE BIG D- WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
AND WHATEVER THIS THING IS WILL FUCK UP A HONEY BADGER
WHAT YOU THINK CUZ IT’S LIKE 80% DESERT HERE WE DON’T GOT PENGUINS FUCK YOU WE GOT PENGUINS IN SWEATERS
HEY I THINK YOU SAW THIS ONE IN A MUSEUM ONCE
ALSO HEY ENJOY OUR BEAUTIFUL BEACHES ALSO THIS FUCKER
AND THIS GUY
AND THIS GUY WANTS TO KILL YOU TOO
AND HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THIS THING
JESUS CHRIST THEY COME IN POCKET VERSIONS
BACK TO THINGS THAT WANT YOU DEAD
WEREN’T EXPECTING THAT WERE YOU.
SO YEAH, COME VISIT AUSTRALIA.
WE’RE ALL FUCKING WAITING WITH OUR WEIRD SHIT.
P.S.
A tale from 2ch of girls, emails, and hamsters. (Posts from the thread-starter are labeled #OP, the people replying to him are labeled #2ch.)
#OP
There’s this girl I’ve had feelings for since high school, and now we’re in college together. We’ll call her Denko.
Once we hit second year, we went out drinking, and I worked up the courage to exchange numbers.
We started out talking often, but she hasn’t answered me in three days now.
I’m getting depressed just thinking that Denko might be sick, or that something happened to her… (´･ω･`)
Please, somebody give me some advice.
#2ch
SHE DOESN’T LIKE YOU.
GIVE IT UP.
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romeo:
hey i just met you.
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romeo:
and this is crazy.
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romeo:
but i saw you at your dad's party that i wasn't supposed to attend and i thought you were pretty cute so i followed you and we kissed but then your nanny called you away and i found out you were a capulet and got bummed so i sneaked into your back yard in the middle of the night and climbed your balcony uninvited to profess my undying love after an hour even though i wanted to bone rosaline like two scenes ago.
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romeo:
so marry me maybe.
#TatamiGalaxy
Hello, everyone! I’m Juu. And tonight I am going to be making…
THE MOST KAWAII EGGS YOU HAVE EVER SEEN.
Okay so let’s see what the instructions s-
This shit is in japanese.
MY WATER’S BOILING
this is taking forever is this a joke
Alright, here we go
so…
yuuukii~~
BARACK OBAMARA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
