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taavicleric:

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bluedogxl:

prokopetz:

The really hilariously ill-conceived part of the Twitter rate limiting thing is that comments and retweets are the same kind of entity as tweets in the back-end database, they’re just “parented” to whatever tweet they’re commenting on or retweeting, and the rate limit they’ve placed on the API simply counts how many of those entities you’ve requested without checking a. whether they’re the children of another entity or not, nor b. whether you’ve already seen that particular entity today.

Thus, the limit isn’t really “600 tweets”. A tweet, each comment on that tweet, and each retweet of that tweet all count against the limit as you view them. For example, if a quote-retweet crosses your dashboard, the quote-retweet itself and the little preview of what it’s responding to that appears above it each count separately against the limit. Click into that quote-retweet to read the comments? They both get counted against your limit a second time, as does each individual comment you read – and heaven help you if any of those comments were themselves commented upon!

The upshot is that if your account isn’t verified, using Twitter in the manner that its own monetisation model assumes – and, indeed demands – it will be used can easily exhaust your entire daily allocation of tweet views in as little as a couple dozen engagements.

so that’s why i ran out in like two hours

If anything, two hours reflects a very restrained usage pattern. Owing to the way that tweet views are counted, somebody who’s using the site the way its user experience “wants” it to be used might readily burn through their daily 600 views in five to ten minutes!

Wait, wait, wait, so, Twitter now works like those mobile games that give you free “lives” and once you’re out, sorry! Wait til tomorrow… or pay!

It’s a bit worse than that, because the verified limit is only 6000 views, and there’s presently no way to increase it beyond that. That might feel like a big number, but for the reasons outlined above, even a paying user with an ideal usage pattern will be able to use site for perhaps 60 minutes a day before they get put on hold, too.

irishironclad:

under-the-arch:

jadejemdoesstuff:

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I had an interesting night last night

I’m so glad I have tumblr gold so I can view this post

Tumblr gold users rise up

cotinisnitida:

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butterfly and moth wing scales on my mind…..

northerlyfilms:

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This took forever and now my fingers hurt

lupismaris:

karadin:

soheavyaburden:

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I’m sure this will hit the news soon but just in case it’s not out yet — the Governor of Maryland just signed an executive order tonight declaring Maryland a sanctuary state for trans people seeking gender-affirming care, and for all people who provide such care or help trans people access such care. This executive order includes an explicit refusal to cooperate with law enforcement/prosecutors in any other state where accessing, providing, or helping people access such care is now or will soon be criminalized.

Yes it is absolutely a privilege to be able to travel or to think about moving but if someone can access the resources to move or visit to get what they need to survive and be less likely to be actively targeted for LITERAL EUGENICS AND GENOCIDE, then they should and we should support them.

Please spread the word.

Minnesota is also a sanctuary state, welcome trans people!

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It hasn’t hit the news yet but you can find the order here!

headspace-hotel:

headspace-hotel:

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headspace-hotel:

being a pepper plant has to be so weird.

Imagine evolving capsaicin specifically to stop mammals from eating your fruits, and then a mammal comes along that not only will eat your fruits, but likes them specifically because of the capsaicin, so much that it starts using its weird paws to distribute and care for your seeds, which turns into a strong selective force that literally starts evolving you into producing MORE capsaicin and makes you a WAY more successful and wider ranged species than you ever were before

simply because this mammal LOVES Pain Chemical. that evolved specifically to produce pain in mammals. It’s not that the capsaicin isn’t WORKING. It’s just that these freaks like it.

This is the same mammal with social instincts so goddamn strong that they literally try to form social bonds with their predators, and end up evolving the predators into a new species that fits into their social communities as a form of mutualistic symbiosis, and exists in several different forms with unique morphology and behaviors based on the function they perform.

Instead of, I don’t know, EVOLVING TO BE FASTER, this animal finds a faster animal and sits on it. Which shouldn’t even work because the faster animal is a prey animal and this animal is a predator, but SOMEHOW they FORM A SOCIAL BOND WITH THE PREY. So they can sit on it while it runs fast. And somehow the prey animal?? is cool with this?? and benefits from this relationship???

Literally how can you hate humans. Humans are possibly the most hilarious thing evolution has ever done.

other things humans have done

  • eat poison plants, decide they like getting poisoned, and evolve the plants to poison them more
  • evolve to not have hair, but they find mammals with thick fluffy hair and put the hair on themselves, and evolve the mammals to produce extra hair so they can both have a warm coat of hair
  • split up their parasitic lice species into two separate species because they start taking other animals’ hair and putting it on themselves so much
  • learn how to set things on fire on purpose. maintain body temperature by just standing beside some wood that’s on fire instead of literally any normal option
  • figure out that their prey tastes better and is easier to digest when they hold it over a fire after killing it. get smarter because they digest food so good after it’s been held over a fire.
  • find a poisonous plant and try washing it in boiling water until they don’t die when they eat it anymore
  • go across the ocean by making a floating nest despite not being able to breathe underwater, drink ocean water, or even swim naturally
  • drink milk from other mammals even though they can’t digest it and it makes them sick. Evolve those mammals to produce more milk than their babies can drink so they can drink the milk. Some members of the species evolve to be able to digest milk because they were so hellbent on drinking it.
  • find flowers, bugs and minerals that are nice colors and crush them up to try to turn other things that color
  • eat mushrooms that make their nervous systems malfunction because they like malfunctioning their nervous systems

humans worldwide looking up into the celestial vault of stars a million light years away, separated from Earth by the deadly cold and emptiness of space: I bet there are guys up there to form social bonds with

mosticonicposts:

benepla:

phoneus:

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marcitlali:

imagine being the first amish bitch in your village to like get your body done like ass shots titties done and like beat face contoured… and then you walked into like the saloon or whatever amish people have and everyone dropped their irish fiddles and was shookedt? like everyone churning butter was just in shock and you walked across the artisanal wood floors in your wantmylook.com thigh high lace up heeled boots like your life depended on it… yes god

my mans jedediah looks away in humility but you KNOW he’s churnin butter that night……milkin a different cow…..

Why y'all doing this when you know the Amish are not here to defend themselves.

the Amish can definitely defend themselves they got rakes

this is the best post on this website why do we all keep trying

certified iconic post

unashamedly-enthusiastic:

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plaguedocboi:

Can we please make the deep sea the next cool desirable “final frontier” pretty please. I want Elon Musk to design a horrible Tesla Brand submarine and go down to map the Mariana’s Trench for commercial development and watch it crumple like a tin can the second it reaches 200 meters

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batboyblog:

Texas Youth HRT Ban - Struck Down Arkansas Youth HRT Ban - Struck Down Indiana Youth HRT Ban - Struck Down Florida Youth HRT Ban - Struck Down West Virginia Youth HRT Ban - Struck Down Tennesee Youth HRT Ban - Struck Down Alabama Youth HRT Ban - Struck Down https://t.co/ApJPRMqQSu  — Basil☀️ (@LinkofSunshine) June 17, 2023ALT
Missouri Youth HRT Ban - Struck Down  Oklahoma HRT Ban - Struck Down  — Basil☀️ (@LinkofSunshine) June 17, 2023ALT

I should note a different Missouri near total adult ban was also taken out

So if you’re reading about these bans, and you’re scared where you live or that you can’t travel/move to different parts of America, remember these bans are legal nonsense and failing in court over and over and over again

adamsmasher:

aurumsystem:

lovelymimic:

Welcome to Mimic Ikea! Don’t worry about it.

is Mimic Ikea one large mimic housing many smaller mimics?

Don’t worry about it

wjbminecraft:

aurora-whisper:

can someone tell me what’s up with my minecraft? is this a new update or something?

Wow, your house sure is weird…

lyridmeteorshower:

Tumblr Migration 2: Reddit Boogaloo

We all know about the Twitter immigrants, but there seems to be radio silence on what’s happening now with Reddit users from certain subreddits doing a similar thing.

What’s happening?

Reddit is restricting their API later this month and killing off third-party apps. An AMA (Ask Me Anything) with the CEO Steve Hoffman was held and it was clear that he would continue with the changes.

In protest, thousands of subreddits across the site are planning to go dark for 48 hours on June 12th. Some are planning to continue indefinitely until the changes are reversed.

Okay, so how does this affect Tumblr?

Some subreddits (mainly queer and left-leaning meme ones, don’t worry too much about Reddit Atheists™ overrunning us) are encouraging their users to jump ship to our beloved - and beloathed - hellsite. There will be another influx of new users and many will be unfamiliar with how the site works.

What do us Tumblr users do?

Show them how to use the site; introduce them to the site’s culture, tell them to reblog shit and curate their dashboard. Sorta like how we welcomed Twitter users back when they flocked here. Kungpowpenising optional.

I’m new from Reddit, what do I do here?

CHANGE YOUR PROFILE PICTURE AND BANNER TO SOMETHING OTHER THAN DEFAULT BECAUSE THIS SITE IS FILLED WITH BOTS AND YOU MIGHT BE MISTAKEN FOR ONE. This is the FIRST thing you should do after getting a blog.

Other folks can help you with stuff like curating your dashboard or creating sideblogs (or you can look shit up) but please, PLEASE just give yourself an icon and reblog some stuff so people don’t mistake you for a bot

aikaikaik:

THE TUMBLR HORSE DERBY

WELCOME TO THE FIRST TUMBLR HORSE DERBY (that i know of, anyway)

HOW TO HORSE: 🐎🐎🐎
- Vote for your FAVOURITE horse to make them go faster! (yknow, like those carnival horse derby games!)

MAY THE BEST HORSE WIN

CHOOSE YOUR RACER🐎🐎🐎🐎

🐎Little Big Huge

🐎 CLOPFUCKER 5000

🐎Father Chrysler

🐎I Like Your Shoelaces

🐎THE END OF ALL THINGS

🐎squanch

🐎of course

🐎honse

🐎Sisyphus of Plinko

🐎cheese charcuterie

See Results

(also sample size reblog yadda yadda yadda HORSE)

themetaisawesome:

Miguel O’Hara

  • is half Irish, half Mexican
  • has trouble talking about his feelings
  • can count the number of people he trusts on one hand
  • can’t forgive himself for his mistakes
  • carries guilt over the deaths of his loved ones and millions of innocent lives
  • voluntarily puts the weight of all of reality on his shoulders to the point where it crushes what little mental health he has left
  • has devotion to his righteous cause that would put any templar or paladin to shame
  • and is a vampire

Miguel O’Hara might just be the most catholicy catholic to ever catholic.